Nah ! it was not me....

 Yes, it was a foreigner........Nah !  It wasn't me....though I am sometimes dazed and confused.

I haven't been near that fountain for years.  We are civilized in the Achterhoek and only skinny dip in the 'Hoge Venne' and 'Visdorado de Kool'. We never skinny dip in town.